RED ALERT! Shopping Ban Breach Detected!
*ALERT* *ALERT*
Anomalous activity detected in credit card account of BANNED subject 'myMANybags'. Subject has been placed on shopping quarantine in view of colossal temptation from ongoing Mulberry Presale.
Investigation has gathered evidence that subject 'myMANybags' breach 'self imposed' shopping ban on Mulberry website on 23 June 2009, 00:15hrs. (No wonder shopping channels thrive in wee hours of the night...)
Subject will be placed under questioning and disciplinary action will be enforced accordingly.
Message sent by:
Director Of Investigations
Department Of Control For Shopaholics
7 comments:
Do you like handcuffs? Lol.
Not to worry,Mark, my best 'lawyers' are on hand to work on this case:-)
hahahah.
come on...show us the hard evidence....
You're funny as hell. :p
come on... cough it up now!!!
Just wondering how the prison full of shopaholics would look like ???
Shopaholic prison is a place where the 'inmates' have 'handbag' parties, private sales, peer group discussions on best deals in town while all dressed head to toe with the season's latest offerings. Did I mention, the so called 'prison' is actually a like a mall with individual personal 'cells', each a store:-P
care to visit Sean?:-P
hahahah....
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