Wednesday, 24 June 2009
Shopping Ban Breach!
RED ALERT! Shopping Ban Breach Detected!
Anomalous activity detected in credit card account of BANNED subject 'myMANybags'. Subject has been placed on shopping quarantine in view of colossal temptation from ongoing Mulberry Presale.
Investigation has gathered evidence that subject 'myMANybags' breach 'self imposed' shopping ban on Mulberry website on 23 June 2009, 00:15hrs. (No wonder shopping channels thrive in wee hours of the night...)
Subject will be placed under questioning and disciplinary action will be enforced accordingly.
Message sent by:
Director Of Investigations
Department Of Control For Shopaholics