To:
Her Majesty's Divorce Courts Service For Bags
11 Happy Road, 1 Singlehood Lane,
Free Once Again Building,
SG 1010101
APPLICATION FOR DIVORCE FROM LOUIS VUITTON NEVERFULL
I, Kevin aka myMANybags would like to apply for permanent separation from my newly 'wedded' Louis Vuitton Neverfull Bag. It seems our very recent matrimony is shortlived and we are not living happily everafter. I find that Ms Neverfull was a loud mouth (too wide an opening and never shuts up), with a fat ass (what a giant cumbersome bottom!) and had tattoos (Graffiti inspired) that shouts across from miles away (She's rough!). But the most horrid thing is she has short arms (handles are very short and makes me feel like she is always only under my armpit!) and this disparity in height is never good in 'marriage'. You know what I mean. Being stiffer than her non-graffitied counterparts, she is difficult to handle, hard to the touch and not 'gentle' like a bag should be.
I am not deeply regretting this decision. Please get 'her' out of my life!
Yours sincerely,
Kevin (myMANybags)
11 comments:
Very clever, babe.
That's the same reason I lost interest in my Goyard St. Louis GM tote. I especially hated the thin handles.
Hilarious Kevin!
This is one easy breakup:-P No regrets:-P
sorry to hear it didn't work out with you two. i've got the very same issues with this bag. otherwise i would've bought one too.
u selling it?
mmm slightly confused. you returning and getting something else?
Not selling it, Anonymous...I am getting a 'divorce'! hehe.
Joe, dun be confused...it's simple...happy and stay together..unhappy...we seperate!:-)
and Mr Duck,
I feel like I am carrying a stiff basket with Neverfull...and the handles too short...I look like an 'auntie'...hahaha.
Awwww...maybe you guys can work it out...A day trip perhaps?
Hahaha...actually, I had an 'affair' with another bag...so I had to divorce Neverfull to be with the new beau:-P Shhhhhhhhhhh....
great write-up on this bag, i now know i should not think about getting it anymore! thanks kevin!
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